"Ohio River" joke
A Buckeye and a Briar were night fishin on opposite sides of the Ohio river. The Buckeye was pulling in a load of fish and the Briar couldn't even get nibble. The Briar yells across the river " What kinda bait are ye usen", Buckeye yells back "Night crawlers". Briar: "Thats what I'ma usen" Buckye: "Why don't ya come over this side and fish then?" Briar: "Taint no bridge fer twenty mile in either direction. Buckeye: "Well, tell ya what I'll do. I'll flash this spotlight across the river and you can walk across on the beam." Briar: "You must take me to be pretty stupid, I knows once I get half ways across you'ins will turn out the light."
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.
First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...
2 Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.
He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20, more...