"Parents of the Groom" joke

A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon and moved into the upstairs apartment they had rented from the groom's parents.
That night, the groom's mother woke her husband up. "Honey, listen!" she whispered. He listened and could hear the bed upstairs creaking in rhythm.
"Come on, honey! Let's make love," she said. So, he climbed on top of his wife and the two of them made love.
Just as he was trying to fall back to sleep, the bed upstairs began to creak in rhythm again. "Come on, honey!" his wife said. "Let's make love again."
Once again, he climbed on top of his wife and made love to her as hard as he could.
As he was trying to fall back to sleep about 15 minutes later, again the bed upstairs began to creak in rhythm. "Come on, honey!" urged his wife. "Let's do it again!"
He grabbed a broom and pounded on the ceiling as he yelled, "Kids! Please! Cut it out! You're killing your old man down here!"

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