"Plug and Play Video Card" joke
Customer: "Looks like you guys really did it this time!"
Tech Support: "Did what, sir?"
Customer: "I bought one of your new video cards and called you people to find out how to install it."
Tech Support: "Yes... "
Customer: "Well, you people told me it was plug and play and all I had to do was plug it in and reboot my computer."
Tech Support: "That is the way it's supposed to work. What happened?"
Customer: "Well, I pulled the old card out and started to put the new one in... suddenly there was a blue flash and smoke started to come up. Now my darn computer won't work at all!"
Tech Support: "Are you saying you tried to plug the video card in while your computer was on?"
Customer: "Well, you people did say it was plug and play!!!"
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