"Quizical Warning Labels" joke

Here are some actual quotes from labels on packing of common household products.
I was rather amused at the information written on the bag [of JONNY CAT, cat litter].
The best has to be: "JONNY CAT is the best value for your money. A 20 lb. bag of JONNY CAT contains 25% more litter than 16 lb. bags, and 43% more than 14 lb. bags!"
Other importanant info:
"100% natural clay mined from a rare deposit makes Jonny Cat especially absorbent."
AND THEN they have a section for "Other Uses" of Jonny Cat:
"GARAGE SPILLS - sweeps up oil and grease and reduces stains"
"TRASH CANS - a layer on the bottom reduces odors and discourages flies"
"REFRIGERATORS - an inexpensive nontoxic odor absorbent"
"GARDENS - enhances water retention and soil aeration, promotes growth"
All this from a cat litter! Who could ask for more!