"Refrigerate elephants" joke

Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2. Redefine the measure on the referigerator (or the elephant).3. Apply the Banach-Tarsky theorem.Number theory:1. First factorize, second multiply.2. Use induction. You can always squeeze a bit more in.Algebra:1. Step 1. Show that the parts of it can be put into the refrig. Step 2. Show that the refrig. is closed under the addition.2. Take the appropriate universal refrigerator and get a surjection from refrigerator to elephant.Topology:1. Have it swallow the refrig. and turn inside out.2. Make a refrig. with the Klein bottle.3. The elephant is homeomorphic to a smaller elephant.4. The elephant is compact, so it can be put into a finite collection of refrigerators. That's usually good enough.5. The property of being inside the referigerator is hereditary. So, take the elephant's mother, cremate it, and show that the ashes fit inside the refrigerator.6. For those who object to method 3 because it's cruel to animals. Put the elephant's BABY in the refrigerator.Algebraic topology:Replace the interior of the refrigerator by its universal cover, R^3.Linear algebra:1. Put just its basis and span it in the refrig.2. Show that 1% of the elephant will fit inside the refrigerator. By linearity, x% will fit for any x.Affine geometry:There is an affine transformation putting the elephant into the refrigerator.Set theory:1. It's very easy! Refrigerator = { elephant } 2) The elephant and the interior of the refrigerator both have cardinality c.Geometry:Declare the following:Axiom 1. An elephant can be put into a refrigerator.Complex analysis:Put the refrig. at the origin and the elephant outside the unit circle. Then get the image under the inversion.Numerical analysis:1. Put just its trunk and refer the rest to the error term.2. Work it out using the Pentium.Statistics:1. Bright statistician. Put its tail as a sample and say "Done."2. Dull statistician. Repeat the experiment pushing the elephant to the refrig.3. Our NEW study shows that you CAN'T put the elephant in the refrigerator.

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...

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2 Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.
He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20, more...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan make your garden grow better! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan disorderly again! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan buscuits in more...

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Dear Mom and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two of our sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for more...

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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