"Screw the mailman" joke
It was his last day on the job and the mailman had mixed emotions. On the one hand, he was glad to be retiring; on the other, he'd miss seeing the beautiful young married woman he'd fancied for the last few years.
As he approached the young woman's house for the last time, he was both shocked and delighted when she greeted him where nothing but a sheer, crotchless body stocking and invited him in. The mailman didn't need to be asked twice, and the lady shut the door, pulled him to the floor, and fucked his brains out all over the morning mail. After they finished, she cooked up lunch.
While he was finishing his meal, the woman went to her purse and handed him a ten-dollar bill.
"I don't understand. Why are you paying me?"
"It was my husband's idea," she replied. "When I told him you were retiring, he said, 'screw him, give him ten bucks,' The lunch," she added, "was my idea."
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