"Seminars" joke

SEMINARS FOR MALES (prepared and presented by females)

1. You, Too, Can Do Housework

2. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

3. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

4. How to Fill an Ice Tray

5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money

6. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")

8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception

9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook

10. Techniques of Calling Home

11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

12. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonymous

13. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

14. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")

15. How to Stay Awake After Sex-Afterglow, Hold Me, Talk to Me

16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom

17. Garbage: Kitchen to Curbside

18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try

19. The Morning Dilemma-If IT's awake: Take A Cold Shower

20. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked")

21. Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.

SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males)

1. Are You Ready to Leave?: Definition of the Word YES

2. Appropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly titled "Honey, Do I Look Fat?")

3. Elementary Map Reading

4. Crying and Law Enforcement

5. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR

6. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours

7. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast

8. The Seven-Outfit Week

9. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal With It")

10. Driving: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water

11. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

12. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels

13. We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP

14. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup

15. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You")

16. Yes, You Too Can Buy Condoms (formerly titled "WE learned to deal with the embarrassment")

17. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")

18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side

19. MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments

20. The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too

21. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?