"Short Belgian jokes - Bear hunting" joke

A Belgian met a Dutch friend, who was driving a Rolls Royce and spending money like water.
' How did you het so rich?' the Belgian asked.
' I went to Canada, to shoot bears. The fur coats are very expensive.'
' How do you go about shooting bears?'
' It's very simple. You should go there in winter. When you enter a cave you will find a bear. Since it is in hybernation, it is very easy to shoot it.'
Three months later they meet again. This time the Belgian is entirely wrapped in bandages.
' What has happened to you?'
' Well' the Belgian replies:' I went to Canada, I entered a cave with my gun, and then suddenly... the train came'.

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