"Skyscraper Idiots" joke
There were three guys, a mexican, a black guy, and a white guy. They all worked on a sky scrapers and they ate their lunch on a beam high above. well one day they all sat down to eat their lunch and the white guy got to thinking and he said "you know, im getting sick of bologna and cheese sandwiches. if i open this lunch box and get a bologna and cheese sandwich again im going to jump of here." sure enough he opens it and there is a bologna and cheese sandwich, so he jumps off and dies. Then the black guy got to thinking and he said: "you know that white boy is right! im getting sick of fried chitlens, if i open this lunch pail and i get friend chitlens im jumping of this building." sure enough it was fried chitlens so he jumps of and dies! Then the mexican says: "you know those guys are right. Im sick of Tacos and refried beans, if i get tacos and refried beans again im jumping off this building." sure enough it was tacos and refried beans so he jumps off and dies!
A couple days later all the three widows are at the three mens funerals. Kelly, the white mans wife says: "I dont know what Jeff's problem was ive always made him bologna and cheese sandwiches and he loves them he never complained!" then Shanequa, the black mans wife says: "I dont know what Bubbas problem was he loved fried chitlens and ive always made them for him and he never complained" then Juanita, the mexicans wife, says "yeah i dont know what juans problem was he makes his own lunch!"
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