Tacos Jokes

An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work at the top of a high-rise building.
It was lunch time, and when the Irishman opened his lunch pail he groaned, "Corned beef and cabbage again! If I get corned beef and cabbage for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"
The Mexican opened his lunch pail and exclaimed, "Tacos again! If I get tacos for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building too!"
Then the redneck opened his lunch pail and grumbled, "Bologna again! If I get one more bologna sandwich for lunch I'm going to jump too!"
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch pail, found he had corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
Next, the Mexican opened his lunch pail, saw he had tacos and jumped to his death too.
Finally, the redneck opened his lunch pail, found a bologna sandwich and jumped to his death as well.
At their funeral the following day, the Irishman's more...

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an American man are sitting in a boat. The Chinese man throws a bowl of rice over the boat says, "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican man takes a dish full of tacos and throws it over the boat and say, "We have too much of this in our country." The American man takes the Mexican man and throws him over the boat and says, "We have to much of this in our country."

There was a Chinese dude, a Mexican dude, and a Blonde dude. The Chinese dude says, "What?!! Sushi again? If I have to eat sushi for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building!" Then the Mexican dude says, "What?!! Tacos again? If I have to eat tacos for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building too!" And then finally, the Blonde dude says, "What?!! A sandwich again? If I have to eat a sandwich for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building also!" At the funeral, the wife of the Chinese dude said, "If I knew you didn't like sushi, I wouldn't have made it for you anymore!" Then the wives of the Mexican dude said, "If we knew you didn't like tacos, we wouldn't have made it for you anymore!" And everyone in tears looks at the Blonde dude's wife. All she had to say was, "What?!! HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH!!!"

There were three guys, a mexican, a black guy, and a white guy. They all worked on a sky scrapers and they ate their lunch on a beam high above. well one day they all sat down to eat their lunch and the white guy got to thinking and he said "you know, im getting sick of bologna and cheese sandwiches. if i open this lunch box and get a bologna and cheese sandwich again im going to jump of here." sure enough he opens it and there is a bologna and cheese sandwich, so he jumps off and dies. Then the black guy got to thinking and he said: "you know that white boy is right! im getting sick of fried chitlens, if i open this lunch pail and i get friend chitlens im jumping of this building." sure enough it was fried chitlens so he jumps of and dies! Then the mexican says: "you know those guys are right. Im sick of Tacos and refried beans, if i get tacos and refried beans again im jumping off this building." sure enough it was tacos and refried beans so he jumps more...

Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building. The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The second worker is Hispanic. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, " Oh, no, if I have to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The third worker is polish. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat polish sausage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The next day the Italian looks in his lunch box, sees a bowl of spaghetti. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Then the Hispanic worker looks in his lunch box, sees 2 tacos. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Finally the polish worker looks in his lunch box, sees a polish sausage more...