"Slapstick" joke
Two men were involved in an angry argument. One was a burly sardarji; the other a frail bania. The sardarji' who was getting the worst of the argument, lost his temper and slapped the bania.
'Did you hit me in anger or did you do it in mazaak (jest)?' demanded the bania.
'Of course I slapped you in anger,' roared the sardarji.
'That's all right,' replied the bania,' because I don't like to be made mazaak of.'
there were three young poly boys on a road trip a samoan a tongan and a maori .. the tongan and maori wer in the back seet while the samoan was driving ..
the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...
If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole more...