"The Guts" joke
Once generals of U. S, France and India were going in a ship. They started debating that whose soldiers are more brave.
The U. S. general called his soildier and ordered him to take two rounds of the moving ship, they did as he was told and returned.
The proud general screamed "see the guts of my soldiers". then, the french called his soldier and ordered them to take four rounds of the moving ship, they also obeyed his command and returned.
The general screamed more loudly "See the guts of my soldier'then the Indian called his soldier and asked him to take ten rounds of the ship.
He screamed loudly "Am I a slave of your father"
At that moment the indian soldiers shouted "SEE THE GUTS OF MY SOLDIERS".
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