"The Pen" joke

Tom: Do You Write With Your Left Hand Or Your Right Hand? Bob: Neither I Write With A Ball-Point Pen.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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