"The braggers Becky, Sadie and Hannah are b..." joke
The braggers
Becky, Sadie and Hannah are bragging about their sons.
Becky says, "My son is very successful. He is the best lawyer in London."
Sadie says, "My son has done better than that. He is the best doctor in London."
Hannah says, "My son has not done that well. He does not have a very good job and he is gay. But he has these two great boyfriends - one is the best lawyer in London and the other is the best doctor in London."
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hanna' nother bell doesn't work! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
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The Jewish diamond ring
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"This is the Egoheimer diamond," Hannah said, "it`s beautiful, but more...