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The Jewish diamond ring
A businessman boarded a plane and sat next to Hannah, an elegant woman wearing the largest and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.
"This is the Egoheimer diamond," Hannah said, "it`s beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."
"What`s the curse?" the man asked.
"Mr Egoheimer."
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hanna' nother bell doesn't work! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
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The braggers
Becky, Sadie and Hannah are bragging about their sons.
Becky says, "My son is very successful. He is the best lawyer in London."
Sadie says, "My son has done better than that. He is the best doctor in London."
Hannah says, more...
Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of the "Hannah Montana" television show, is considered a role model for teens.
My question is, which will come first: being arrested for DUI, getting pregnant, or being photographed without wearing panties?