"The dressing room" joke
There was a blonde that had just finished a swim she had three towels on ne over her uper bdy one over her stomch and one over her bottom as she opened herlcker her lucky penny fell out she looked over and a middleaged goirl had picked it up she replied can i please have my penny back the girl replied yes but first take ff ur first towelso she did the girl said what are thoose she replid those are my bells she covered herself back up and said now can i have my penny back? the girl said yes but second take th middletowel off so she did what is that the girl asked? that is my button! the girl put her towel back on and said now can i have my lucky penny the girl replied take off ur third towel she did so what is thet the girl replied that is my slot now can i have my lucky penny she she said ok but if i put the penny in the slot and push the butto will the bells ring??
Goldie, a middle aged Jewish woman goes to see a fortune-teller.
"Two men are madly in love with me!" Goldie says. "Who will be the lucky one?"
The swami answers...."Morris will marry you, and Irving will be the lucky one."
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to more...
The Lucky Frog
Abe lives in Tel Aviv. One day, he takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. Abe thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron". Abe more...
In New York City last week a taxi clipped a red Beetle while veering across four lanes of traffic to pick-up a fare. The two drivers got out to examine the damage the cabbie a short man of Middle Eastern origin,
the Beetle driver a hulking giant.
As the cabbie more...
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So more...