"Titanic vs. Clinton's Deposition Video" joke

Titanic vs. Slick Willy's Deposition Video
From the Philadelphia Daily News, September 28, 1998

TITANIC CLINTON VIDEO
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$9.99 on Internet Same

Over 3 hours long Same

The Story of Jack and Rose, The Story of Bill and Monica,
their forbidden love, and their forbidden love, and
a subsequent catastrophe a subsequent catastrophe

Their Song: Celine Dion Their Song: Sarah
''My Heart Will Go On'' Maclaughlin' 'No. 5''

Villain: White Star Line Villain: Ken Starr

Jack is a starving Artist Bill is a BS artist

In one part, Jack enjoys Ditto for Bill.
a Good Cigar.

During the ordeal, Rose's Ditto for
dress gets ruined Monica's

Jack Teaches Rose to Spit Let's not EVEN go there!

Rose gets to keep her jewelry Monica forced to return gifts

Behind the scenes: Behind the scenes:
Leonardo DiCaprio is Bill Clinton's approval
wildly popular rating is at 70%

Jack meets an icy death Bill goes home to Hillary