"Wedding pranks" joke

A carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist had a mutual friend who was getting married and each was determined to play a practical joke on the newlyweds. The electrician decided to wire up the marriage bed so that when the two bodies touched, they got a shock. The carpenter planned to saw partly through the bed frame so that it would collapse when the shocked newlyweds jumped apart. As the wedding approached, the dentist was still scratching his head and trying to come up with something. After the honeymoon, the new husband confronted his three friends and said,' I didn't mind too much when we got zapped,' he told them,' and we both had a good laugh when the bed fell down. But who in heck put Novocaine in the Vaseline?'

comments (0)