"Wee Wee" joke

For many years a guy is looking for a pure and innocent girl to marry. Finally, he meets a really nice girl, but to be sure he brings her up to his place and after some drinks he drops his pant, holds his penis in his hand and asks her what is this? She says That's a wee-wee. So convinced of her purity he marries her. He's about to get into bed with her on their honeymoon night when he drops his pajamas and holding his penis in his hand once more, he asks What's this? She replies I told you that's a wee-wee. He says, No, this is really called a cock. She says No, a cock is about eight inches long and two inches wide... yours is a wee-wee.

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