"What's the diff..." joke
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.
A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
an old man went to a beach and say a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy, juicy boobs?"
The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man."
the guy said," twenty more...
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!