"Winders XP (Arkansas Edition)" joke

A special Arkansas edition of Windows XP has been developed. It is distinguished by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, and has a a Dukes of Hazzard screen saver. Other differentiating features: The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as the "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4- Wheel Drive" Floppies are "them little ol plastic disc thangs" Instead of an error message a "garbage bag and roll of duct tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN ARKANSAS EDITION: OK. . . . . . . . . . ats aw-right Cancel. . . . . . . stopdat Reset. . . . . . . try er agin Yes. . . . . . . . . yep No. . . . . . . . . . noop Find. . . . . . . . . hunt fer it Go to.. . . . . . . over yonder Back. . . . . . . . back yonder Help. . . . . . . . hep me out here Stop. . . . . . . . kwitit Start. . . . . . . crank er up Settings. . . . . . settins Programs. . . . . . stuff at duz stuff Documents. . . . . stuff ah done did Also note that ARKANSAS EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to Winders XP: Tiperiter. . . . . . . A word processing program Colerin book. . . . . a graphics program cyferin mersheen. . . Calculator outhouse paper. . . . notepad iner-net. . . . . . . Microsoft Explorer 6.0 pichers. . . . . . . . A graphics viewer I hope this helps all y'all! Billy Bob Gates Head Honcho

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