"Witches' Hair" joke

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

I used to do drugs... I still do drugs.
But I used to, too.

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.