"Animal (cows)" joke

My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...

Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?

Maori falla trying to have sex with his girlfriend,
Maori falla " Ohhhh!!! come on babe we been going together for a month now, Pleeeeeeeeeeese!!!?"
Girlfriend " I know i want to to but im frighten something might happen! you know what i more...