Aardvark Jokes / Recent Jokes

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well' aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!