Aardvark Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat' em, eat' em!