Aardvark Jokes / Recent Jokes

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

Whos aardvarks favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!