Alfalfa Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence".
Alfalfa replies, "I love Darla".
The teacher said, "Good... now Spanky your word is respect".
Spanky replies, "I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla".
The teacher said, "Very good! Now Buckweat its your turn, your word is Dictate".
Buckweat replies, "Hey Darla... how did my dictate last night?".

Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfalfa! Alfalfa who? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfie! Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!