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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community... and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place".

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around. Andy Green grass grows all around.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again. OUCH! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy mosquito bit me again!

The Eagles have signed Andy Reid until 2013. He's now the second member of his family to be locked up for the next three years.

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Andy."
"Andy who?"
"And He just bit me again."

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh, No!" she said. But Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?" asked Saint Peter. The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!" "That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter. Then the Blonde started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

Knock KnockWhos there! Andy! Andy who? Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers!