Anthem Jokes / Recent Jokes
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a new
national anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"
What are the first 4 words in the Mexican National Anthem?
"Attention all K-Mart shoppers"
The behavior of a group of long term patients at a psychiatric hospital had been so admirable, the director decided to take them on a field trip to an opening day baseball game. He worked with the group for several weeks beforehand, training them to behave appropriately.
He had accomplished his goal by opening day and the group obeyed every command he would give.
When the National Anthem began, he said "Up Nuts" and they all stood. When the Anthem finished, he said "Down Nuts" and they all sat down in their seats. Noticing how well they were behaving, he decided he would go and get a hot dog and drink. He looked and them and said, "Stay Nuts" and off he went.
When he returned, he was horrified to see a riot had broken out in the stadium section where his patients were. He asked one of the ushers what had happened.
"Everything was going great," the usher explained, "until the vendor came around shouting "Peanuts!"
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!
· Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
· Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
· Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
· Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
· Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
· Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
· Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
· Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
· Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
· Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
· Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
· Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
· Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one more...