Ants Jokes / Recent Jokes
Once all the ants went in search of food, in that crowd of ants there was a white ant ---- why was there a white ant in that crowd while the others were red and black? Ans: because the ant was a widow.
1. Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!
2. What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!
3. What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!
4. What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!
5. Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!
6. What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!
7. What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!
8. What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant!
9. What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!
10. What is smaller than an ant`s dinner?
An ant`s mouth!
Millions of ants we heading towards to a jungle in a line surching for food. But one single ant was running opposite direction with lot of fuss!! Some ants tried to stop him but it was running in greater speed as there is some thing seriously wrong in the jungle where all of them going.
Finally the running ant was stopped by some other ants and asked it - why are you running other way? any thing wrong over there? Yes, an lady elephant was raped over there! lot of blood every where!
Then why are you running?
Everybody suspecting me! !
1. Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!
2. What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Antteneye!
3. What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian!
4. What kind of ants are very learned?
Pedants!
5. What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant!
6. What do you call an ant who can`t play the piano?
Discordant!
7. What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant!
8. How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants!
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he
squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the
elephant - first his legs and then up all over his body. When the
elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making
all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on
the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the
ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!"
Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!
What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!
What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!
What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?
An ant’s mouth!