Argument Jokes / Recent Jokes

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

A young lawyer stands to give her oral argument. After presenting the thrust of her position, she says, "And, may it please the court, if I am wrong in this, I have another argument that is equally conclusive."

A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were there, and many of them are German. Helmut, Franz, and Rudolf were there. I was talking to Rudolf about his belief in the superiority of the communist party. I grew tired of the discussion so I motioned towards the window and commented on the weather, "I believe it's snowing". "No, it looks too wet to be snow," he said. The argument went back and forth for a few minutes: rain, snow, rain, snow... Then my wife came over and settled the argument for us. She said: "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear!"

During a generation gap argument with his parents, young Michael told
his parents, "I want freedom, excitement, adventure, and beautiful
women, and I can't find all that living here. I'm leaving. Don't try
to stop me."With that he heads for the door. His father was right behind him.
"Didn't you hear me? Don't try to stop me!""Who's trying to stop you?" his father replies. "I'm going too."

Chances of a Man Winning an Argument:
Dating: 50%
Engagement: 25%
Marriage Period: 0%, very rare

There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. "But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees."
"What did she say?" asked the friend.
The husband replied, "She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you coward!'"

Two men were involved in an angry argument. One was a burly sardarji; the other a frail bania. The sardarji' who was getting the worst of the argument, lost his temper and slapped the bania.
'Did you hit me in anger or did you do it in mazaak (jest)?' demanded the bania.
'Of course I slapped you in anger,' roared the sardarji.
'That's all right,' replied the bania,' because I don't like to be made mazaak of.'