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The bad news is that Obama won. The good news? John McCain lost.

This just in: Rare 111-year-old reptile to become a father.

Uh-oh. A paternity scandal like this could really hurt the McCain campaign.

President Barack Obama signed a joint resolution of the Senate and the House that made Casimir Pulaski an honorary citizen, 230 years after the Polish nobleman died fighting for the American colonies against the British. In a statement released today, Senator John McCain said, "It was a privilege and honor for me to fight along side this brave man."

A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with nogreenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, thislooks just like Arizona." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm notSaint Peter... and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?"

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. January 12, 1993Richard Kyle won his Arizona House seat in November more easily than he had won the Republican primary in September. He and his primary opponent, John Gaylord, had tied and had agreed to settle things with one hand of five-card stud dealt by the speaker of the Arizona House. Kyle's pair of sevens put him into the general election.

Knock Knock Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! Knock Knock Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! Knock Knock Who's there? Ankansas! Ankansas who? Ankansas though any piece of wood! Knock Knock Who's there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."Its just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money."