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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers.
Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?"

Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg.
"Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?"

Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.

Stallone, Tony Danza, and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers. Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Bethoven, and Swarzanagger says "I'll be Bach!"

Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?
Alta Vista baby.

"I`ll Turn Stingray From Dangerous Species to Endangered Species"

The burial will involve a small church service attended mostly by workers from the local Khaki Pants factory. Then Arnold Schwarzenegger will turn his minigun on the ocean for an hour and forty five minutes

Knock KnockWhos there! Arnold! Arnold who? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

Stallone, Tony Danza, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers.
Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach!"

Stallone, Tony Danza, and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers.
Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Bethoven, and Swarzanagger says "I'll be Bach!"