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Finally, a stimulus that will work for General Motors - Toyota gas pedals!

Toyota announced that it is developing a car that shuts down if the driver is drunk. Immediately, rival Ford announced that "Ford drivers do not need to be drunk for their cars to shut down."

So apparently GM will be building Hondas and Toyotas.

...weight loss, feelings of despair, insomnia, recent purchase of Toyota vehicle.

Sales were suspended because handling problems could lead to rollover problems. On the upside, rollovers do bring the Lexus to a stop.

New from Toyota this spring, the Toyota Apology. Gets 2 repair shops to the gallon.

The man said he was taking advantage of the "Crack for Clunkers" program.