Automaker Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Obama administration will suspend the "cash for clunkers" program unless the Senate provides $2 billion more for the popular car incentive plan. In California, the popular program will continue in a different form: starting tomorrow car dealers will be offering "hash for clunkers."

The Cash-for-Clunkers program has been extended assuring people if they lose their homes, at least they'll still have a car to live in.

In crash tests released Tuesday, the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety gave poor marks to the latest wave of "micro cars" like the Smart "fortwo," Honda Fit and Toyota Yaris, for their inability to handle collisions with other vehicles.
However, they did get high marks for frequent flyer eligibility.

To celebrate their 100th anniversary, General Motors is giving the public the same deal it gives to its employee's. So they'll sell you a crap car, fire you, and ship your job to Mexico.

Today I opened a box of Cracker Jack and the "surprise" was ten shares of GM stock.

General Motors made headlines with the new Chevrolet Volt electric car.
Among its amazing features, it is said to get 230 miles per gallon, and, because of its amazing gas millage, is rumored to run on gas companies tears.

Japanese car manufacturer Honda has begun the first commercial production of a zero-emission, hydrogen fuel-cell powered vehicle. The Japanese will begin dropping them over Detroit this month resulting in the complete financial devastation of the American car company.