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"Cash-for-clunkers" is a program that gives car buyers money for trading in their old vehicles for new, more fuel-efficient ones. Boy do I feel stupid. I thought "cash-for-clunkers" referred to Congressional pay.

Running back Cadillac Williams did not play despite being cleared by team doctors. He's so determined to not run, he's changing his name to "Geo" Williams.

Mothers Against Drunk Driving are campaigning for all cars in the U.S. to be outfitted with breath-test interlock devices. Auto makers are 100% behind MADD and are proposing new car models such as the Soberlet Checkpoint, the Mercedes.08 BAL and the Toyota Matrix: Police State Edition.

GM has already traded in 3 million cars.

To make sure Mr. Toyota gets to Capitol Hill safely, he will be chauffeured in a Ford Expedition.

The New York Times reports that Toyota has overtaken Ford in U.S. vehicle sales.
"The Japanese are killing us," said a Ford spokesman, "again."

An inside source says that Mr. Toyota's testimoy could be quite lengthy as he tends to be long-winded. The source says that once Toyota gets started on a topic he has a hard time stopping.