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In related news, Chrysler has also issued a nationwide recall over a leaky trunk. A Chrysler official will contact the owner tomorrow.
Iona College,located 20 miles north of New York City,is known as the Gaels.However,they are thinking about switching to a more aggressive, dangerous name..........the Iona Toyota.
Toyota is recalling 600,000 Sienna minivans over safety concerns from rusting spare tire holders. Of course, accelerator, braking, and steering problems will cause the minivans to crash long before the spare tire holders rust.
Toyota is recalling over 500,000 cars due to faulty parts that could cause drivers to lose control of the steering wheel. Among the recalled cars is Toyota's super-efficient hybrid, the Prius. That's how environmentally friendly the Prius is: It actually tries to run you off the road so you'll take public transportation.
The Prius has been added to the list of Toyota vehicles with faulty gas pedals that make the car speed out of control. The upside is you can’t even hear the Prius crash.
Toyota announces solution to the Prius brake problem by simplyrenaming car the Pius…. You still won’t stop and you will still die…but you areguaranteed going to Heaven.
“Toyota Prius. Making the world a better place.Even if you’re not in it.”