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Sung to the Oscar Mayer song:

His baloney has a first name,
It's "I did not inhale."
His baloney has a second name:
"I wasn't getting tail."

He loves to sling it every day,
The White House people all just say,
That Billy Clinton has a way
Of making bullshit sound OK!

Sung to the Oscar Mayer's song: His baloney has a first name, It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day, The White House people all just say, That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bullshit sound OK!

Sung to the Oscar Mayer™ song:
His baloney has a first name,
It's "I did not inhale."
His baloney has a second name:
"I wasn't getting tail."
He loves to sling it every day,
The White House people all just say,
That Billy Clinton has a way
Of making bullshit sound OK!

Sung to the Oscar Mayer™ song: His baloney has a first name, It's "I did not inhale." His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail." He loves to sling it every day, The White House people all just say, That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bullshit sound OK!

There's a guy and a girl and they want to have sex. So, they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say,' Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say,' Pastrami,' it means push softer."
With this, the two get onto the top bunk and start having sex. First, the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!" Then, she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!" Then, she changes back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"

There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.
"My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say 'baloney' it means push harder, and when I say 'pastrami' it means push slower."
With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, "baloney, baloney, baloney" then shouts "pastrami, pastrami, pastrami" and then back to "baloney, baloney, baloney"
Finally, the girls sister says "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you're getting mayonaise all over me!"

There's a Mexican guy, an Irish Guy, and a blond guy working at the top of a construction site when the lunch whistle sounds. The Mexican opens his lunch box and says, "Ugh! Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump to my death!" The Irish man opens his lunchbox and says "Ugh! Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time, I'm going to jump to my death!" The blond guy opens his lunch and says "Ugh! Baloney and cheese! If I get baloney and cheese one more time, I'm going to jump to my death!" Well, the next day, they all sit down for lunch again. The Mexican guy opens his lunchbox, sees the burritos, and jumps to his death. The Irishman opens his lunchbox, sees the corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to his death. The blond guy opens his lunchbox, sees the baloney and cheese, and jumps to his death. At the funerals, the three widows were crying together about their husbands' tragic deaths. The Mexican's wife more...