Bannana Jokes / Recent Jokes

There are three men in an airplane. They have two bannanas and a bomb. They drop the first bannana in Kansas, and then went down to see where it landed. When they went down they saw a guy crying. They asked,"Why are you crying?" He said," A bannana landed on my head!"
They went back into the air and dropped another bannana in Florida. The same thing happened there.
They finnaly dropped the bomb in Nebraska. The bomb landed and they went down to see what it hit. When they went down they saw a guy laughing. They asked him,"Why are you laughing?" He said,"I farted and my house blew up!"

There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.
They each had to throw one item out:

The 1st guy threw out an apple.
The 2nd one threw out a bannana.
The 3rd one threw out a bomb.

There were 3 guys below them. 2 were crying, 1 was laughing.
A guy went up to the 1st one and asked, "Why are you crying?"
He answered, "an Apple hit me on the head.

He went up to the 2nd one and asked, "Why are you crying?"
He answered, "a Bannana hit me on the head."

He went up to the 3rd one and asked, "Why are you laughing?"
He answered, "I farted and my house blew up!"

There were 3 men, a chiness japenesse and an american. They all
went flying in an airplane then they flew over china
and the chiness dopped an apple to represent his country then
they landed the plane in china and saw some1 crying and asked
him what was a matter he said he was walkin down the street and
a apple fell out of the sky and hit him in the head so
they got in the plane and flew over japan and the japanesse man
dropped a bannana peel in japan so they landed in japan and
saw a guy crying and they asked him why he was crying and the
boy said he was walkin down the street and slipped on a bannana
peel so they got back in the plane and flew over america and
the american dropped a bomb and then they landed the
plane and saw some1 crying and they asked him why was he crying?
and he said he walked by his house and he farted and his house
blew up

One Day an apple, a bannana, and a dick were talking about how their lives were worse. the apple said "People eat me then throw me away!" The Bannana said "People peal me, eat me, and then throw me away!" Then the dick said "People put a bag over my head, put me in a dark cave, and then make me do push ups until i throw up!"

One Day an apple, a bannana, and a dick were talking about how their lives were worse. the apple said"People eat me then throw me away!" The Bannana said "People peal me, eat me, and then throw me away!" Then the dick said "People put a bag over my head, put me in a dark cave, and then make me do push ups until i throw up!"