Basement Jokes / Recent Jokes
A few friends had gathered in Bob's basement rec room for an evening of drinks and dancing. With the party in full swing, one of the girls excused herself to go the the John.
This room, it seems, had been newly painted in a charming pastel blue; it was supposed to be a fast-drying enamel, but it hadn't dried fast enough, and the young lady found herself stuck. Her shrieks brought Joe's girlfriend, who, unable to do anything about the situation herself, summoned Joe.
After several minutes of uncontrolled laughter, Joe managed to produce a screwdriver and detach the thing, permitting the girl to stand up. But they still couldn't get it off, so they called a doctor.
"Did you ever see anything like this before, doctor?" the girl asked in embarrassment when the M. D. arrived.
"Well, yes," the doctor replied truthfully, "but I believe this is the first time I've ever seen one framed."
Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."
The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."
So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.
Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.
He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the basement. Then I realized how convenient it was to get him to the breakfast table. Before, I used to stand at the bottom of the staircase and scream his name. Now all I had to do was flick the basement light off and on, and he was here.
One morning I flicked the switch, and nothing happened. I did it several more times. "I'm on my way," my son called up. "You didn't have to yell."
Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.
Q: What do you call a basement full of farmers?
A: A whine-cellar