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TNT analyst Charles Barkley is taking a leave of absence from the broadcast chair. The chair is thrilled.

Jerry Bruckheimer is interested in buying the Sacramento Kings. Luckily his experience directing Pearl Harbor has prepared him well for epic disasters.

Knicks center Eddy Curry has been accused of trying to solicit gay sex from his driver. It's a surprising accusation for a player who's never shown much interest in sticking to his man.

Charles Barkley has been released from a Phoenix jail after serving a three-day sentence. It's the first time in his career that Barkley has completed a sentence that anyone understood.

Kobe Bryant underwent arthroscopic surgery in his right knee Saturday and could sit out part of training camp in October because of a recovery time of up to 12 weeks.
- However Bryant does hope to return to sexually assaulting the staff in only 2 weeks.

a.why did lamar give shaq a dollar
b.because lamar odom

Desmond Mason has received a one-year deal with the Sacramento Kings. Although we're sure it will feel like five.