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in high school i went to five star basketball camp. a reputable college coach was teaching us how to handle the ball and he would always stress to be a bater, and he would always say to master it or be a master bater.
well, nuff said, i ran into a friend of an old girl friend about a year ago and she reminded me the time i had to sleep at my girl friends apartment when her siste came to town. we were too tired to drive me home that night so i slumbered. three girl on the floor not wearing much. to say the least, i was having anxiety about three in the moring. and exactly at six a.m. my girl friend kicked me out and forced me to walk home. it was a long and horrible walk i may add. when i got home i just jumped on the couch and the wonderfull coach williams voice just kept going thru my mind- BE A MASTER BATER!-

David Stern expects the Charlotte Bobcats to be sold in the next 60 days. We look forward to discovering which fool and his money will be parted.

Upper Deck Authenticated's new Kobe Bryant action figure is so realistic you can't even get the ball out of his hands.

Chicago's Brad Miller says he's not interested in the Knicks. So he'll fit in perfectly in New York.

The Knicks have decided to pass on signing Allen Iverson. Odd, since Iverson hasn't passed in years.

Larry Brown reportedly had been texting Allen Iverson. Brown's plan is to slowly teach Iverson to read.

Wizards GM Ernie Grunfeld has said that Gilbert Arenas will stay in Washington. Because his ankle bracelet beeps every time he tries to leave.