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Stephon Marbury has said that his suspicion of Mike D'Antoni is so deep he wouldn't trust him to walk his dog across the street. That’s all the more harsh when you consider that Marbury defended Michael Vick.

The Minnesota Timberwolves are seeking another investor. Preferably one who's spent the last decade without watching the news.

The New York Knicks have officially decided not to sign free agent guard Allen Iverson. Which is probably what it feels like to be rejected from community college.

The Los Angeles Clippers have confirmed they are keeping Drew Gooden. It's unclear whether this qualifies as a hostage situation.

The New Jersey Nets claim that coach Lawrence Frank's job is safe. It wouldn't be if his players were guarding it.

Kobe Bryant is angry with Lakers GM Mitch Kupchak, whom he believes is blocking a potential trade with unreasonable demands. It must be so frustrating when someone else's unreasonable demands get in the way of your own.

The participants in the NBA's first officially sanctioned H-O-R-S-E competition will instead be spelling out G-E-I-C-O. Players are happy the event is not sponsored by Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance.