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A Belgian walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.
' My first wish' the Belgian said,' is a bottle of beer that will never be empty.'
And flash, there was the bottle. The Belgian opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. The Belgian was very happy.
' What is your second wish? ', the dwarf asked.
The Belgian replied:' I want another bottle'

Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinking. The captain told everyone to go into the liveboats. The Brit yelled "Women and children first". The American said "Screw the women and children" and the Belgian answered "Huh, do we have enough time left to do that?"

A Belgian walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.
'My first wish' the Belgian said, 'is a bottle of beer that will never be empty.'
And flash, there was the bottle. The Belgian opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. The Belgian was very happy.
'What is your second wish ?', the dwarf asked.
The Belgian replied: 'I want another bottle'

An American paratrooper jumped out of a plain. But his parachute did not open. Falling to the ground he saw a black dot moving towards him. He didn't know what it was, until he recognized a man.
'Hello' he shouted 'I'm Jim, US Army. Do you know anything about parachutes ?'
'Nice to meet you' the man replied 'I'm Sjefke (Belgian). But sorry, I don't know anything about parachutes. Do you know anything about gas ovens?'

Maria and Sjefke, both 14 years old (and Belgian), were playing together in the attick.
Mother shouts up:' Maria and Sjefke, what are you doing in the attick?'
' We're making love, mother'
' Then it is ok, but don't let me catch you smoking!'

Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinking. The captain told everyone to go into the liveboats. The Brit yelled "Women and children first". The American said "Screw the women and children" and the Belgian answered "Huh, do we have enough time left to do that?"

Maria and Sjefke, both 14 years old (and Belgian), were playing together in the attick.
Mother shouts up: 'Maria and Sjefke, what are you doing in the attick?'
'We're making love, mother'
'Then it is ok, but don't let me catch you smoking!'