"Short Belgian jokes - Dwarf and 2 wishes" joke

A Belgian walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.
' My first wish' the Belgian said,' is a bottle of beer that will never be empty.'
And flash, there was the bottle. The Belgian opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. The Belgian was very happy.
' What is your second wish? ', the dwarf asked.
The Belgian replied:' I want another bottle'

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Yo mama's So Stupid

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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*Stupid Bus*

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

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Your momma so stupid

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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