Blanche Jokes
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An old man with a chicken on his shoulder approaches the movie theater window and asks for two tickets.
"Who will be going in with you sir?" asks the girl at the counter.
"Well, my pet chicken, of course," replies the man.
"I'm sorry, sir," the girl says, "there are no animals allowed in the theater."
The man then goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken down his pants, returns to the window, buys his ticket and enters the theater.
Seated inside the theater, the chicken begins to gets hot and starts squirming, so the man unzips his pants so the chicken can stick its head out and watch the movie.
The woman sitting next to him looks down at his lap and is horrified. She leans over to her friend and whispers, "Hazel, the man next to me just unzipped his pants!"
"Blanche, don't worry about it," Hazel whispers back. "You've seen one, you've seen them all."
"I know that, Hazel," more...Two old ladies were sitting on the porch, chatting about nothing in particular. Clear out of the blue, Hazel turned to Blanche and asked, "Do you still get horny, dear?"
Blanche gave Hazel a sheepish grin and replied, "I sure do. Not like I used to mind you, but yes, at times."
Hazel thought for a moment, and then asked, "What do you do about it?"
"I suck a lifesaver," Blanche quickly replied.
"A lifesaver!" exclaimed Hazel. "Well, who drives you to the beach?"- Add a Useful Link
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