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The CIA is hiring and is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him: "Do you love your wife?" "Yes I do, sir." "Do you love your country?" "Yes I do, sir." "What do you love more, your wife or your country?" "My country, sir." "Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her." The man says to the interviewer, "I can't do that. I guess that disqualifies me doesn't it." The interviewer tells him yes but that the gun is filled with blanks. The agency would never ask you to do a thing like that. He is disappointed but hands the gun back, gets up and politely leaves. The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him the gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes more...

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the more...

I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks.

You know you went to a black church if you can answer at least 10 of the fill in the blanks:
"First giving _____to God, who is the ____ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the _____ of the Lord one mo' time.' Cause he brought me from a _____ long _____. I coulda' been dead, sleeping in my _____. But God is _____ all the _____. He's a _____ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the _____ and a _____ to the _____, a doctor in the _____ room and a _____ in the courtroom!
He's the _____ of the valley, bright and _____ star. He got up early one _____ morning with all _____ in his _____. Pray for me that I grow strong and I'll pray for you!"
Which ones could you not figure out?
If You know them all! --You are a faithful and obedient churchgoer. If You missed a few, --Wake up and pay more attention in services!
**Additional points given if, as you were filling in the blanks, you got happy!!