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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we dont get some support soon, people are going to think were nuts.

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

And God created woman and she had three breasts.
He then asked the woman,
'Is there anything you'd like to have changed?'
She replied,
'Yes, you could get rid of this middle breast?'
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand,
'What can be done with this useless boob?'
And God created man.

A blonde went to the bathroom to pop her huge zit on her boob. When her friend walked in asked her what she was doing, the blonde replied, "Trying to pop this huge zit on my boob!"
Her friend answered, "That's not a zit. That's your nipple!"

Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A. We better get some support or people will think we're nuts.

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"O. K," I said, "let's do it."

"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!

My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A more...

Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobs
God: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I don't think I need this center boob.
God: We can correct that. There now how do you feel? Eve: I feel great!
(Looking at her hand...)
Woman: Excuse me God? God: Yes Woman: Now what do I do with this usless boob?
***POOF*** Man was created.