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THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED. THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES. THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE LIKED. THE SECOND GUY SAID I AM GOING TO SPREAD MY BOYFRIENDS ASHESIN THE SEA BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HE LIKED. THE THIRD GUY SAID I'M GOING TO PUT MY BOYFRIENDS ASHES IN A BOWL OF CHILI SO HE CAN RIP THROUGH MY ASS ONE LAST TIME!! Sent by ANTHONY

Your boyfriends so stuipd he stoped at stop sighn and wated till it said go.

Three women sitting in a bar having a drink. Their boyfriends are all named Georgie.

One day they decide to name their boyfriends after softdrinks to tell the difference between them.

The first one says "I'll name mine 7-up because he's seven inches and always up."

The second one says "I'll name mine MOUNTAIN DEW because he likes to mount and do me."

And the third one says "I'll name mine Jack Daniels."

The others say "Hey! That's not a softdrink that's a hard licker!".

She says "That's My Georgie!!"

Boyfriends prayer

Heavenly father, full of grace
Bless my boyfriends sexyface
Bless his hair that sometimes curl
And keep him away from other girls

Bless his hands that are so strong
Make him keep them where they belong
Bless his arms i love to clench
Bless his tongue i love to french
Bless this man i want to marry
Bless his child i want to carry

Bless his legs that are so fast
And don't forget his big fat ass
Bless his dick that is so firm
Bless the thickness of his sperm

Bless the room that is so dark
On my neck, he left his mark
Bless my breast in which he sucked
Bless the bed in which we fucked
And if my mom walka in
Bless his life that will surely end

Amen

By: Ashlow

An overly protective father of two very beautiful blonde teenagers, was out with his wife, at the movies, for her birthday. His wife decides to watch one of those boring, romance movies. He agrees, and takes her, but while they are there, doesn't watch the movie at all. Instead, he is looking around the movie for anything to interest him, when he looks upon his oldest daughter, Melissa, who is 15. She was making "love" to her boyfriend. He tells his wife, and she said to ingnore it, and they'll deal with it when they get home. So, instead of making his wife mad on her birthday, he ignores it and looks for something else to watch. On the other side of the room, he sees his 13 year old daughter, Jessica, with her boyfriend, doing the same thing. He tells his wife, and once again, she says to ignore it. After the movie, he goes home, and thinks about the punishment he should give them. He finally comes to a solution. He quickly runs to his daughters room, and finds her more...