Bubba Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bubba was Alabama’s star lineman. He was great at football, but not at academics. The principal was letting it slide until one day he decided that Bubba’s grades HAD to be better. They decided to make him take a test.
It was only one math problem. Everyone wanted to support Bubba out in the stands, so they held the test in the middle of the football stadium, so everyone could see. His math teacher went out to the center of the field with Bubba. It was test time.
The teacher said, ”Ok, Bubba. What is six plus three? ”
Bubba sat and thought. Then he said, ”nine, ” confidently.
But out in the stands, everyone was yelling, ”Aw, c’mon. Give him another chance! ”

Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son!"

Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on, son! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba! Hey, you got you a daughter!"

Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor says, "Hold on, we still ain't finished!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Bubba, you just had another boy! But don't worry,' cause that's it!"

So, Bubba and his wife went home with the three children. When they got home, they sat down and began talking. Bubba said, "Mama, you remember that night that we ran out of K-Y and we had to use that 3-in-1 Oil?"

She said, more...

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
Please read the following carefully.

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies.

However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however,
there are a few differences between us...

1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and bumper sticker that more...

A girl walks up to a retarded boy named Bubba and says to him, "Bubba, come to my house tonight." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies, "I'll tell my momma on you." So Bubba goes to her house that night. The girl meets him at the front door and says, " Bubba, go upstairs to my room." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies I'll tell my momma on you." So he goes up to her room. She meets him there and says to him, "Bubba, get undressed and lie on you back on my bed." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies I'll tell my momma on you." So he does what she said. She gets undressed and tells him, "Bubba, let me get on top of you." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies I'll tell my momma on you." So he lets her get on top of him. About 10 minutes later and a few position changes, the mom gets home and sees Bubba on her more...

Offensive to native Alabamans (but, then again, it could be Arkansas, or Texas, or YOUR state)
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help him take the wheels off. You've ever used lard in bed. You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre. You think a six pack of beer and a bug zapper are quality entertainment. Less than half the cars you own run. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to "kiss her ass." The primary color of your car is "BOND-O." Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road." You honest-to-God think that women are turned on by animal noises and tongue gestures. Your family tree doesn't fork. Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. You've ever hollered "rock the house, Bubba" during a piano recital. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. Your brother-in-law is more...

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."
He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, more...

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Zeb Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Earl, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Jeb yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Bubba.
Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Georgia."